Legal Notice, Disclaimer & Statement of Purpose
What this site is
Where Is Enoch? is a parody of the children's puzzle format Where's Wally? and a piece of humorous commentary on the volume of press coverage generated by a matter of public record in Ireland. It is published as opinion, parody and satire, and is intended to be understood as such by any reasonable reader.
What the map shows
The pins are fixed geographic markers for buildings and institutions — courthouses, schools, hotels, State bodies. They are the published locations of places, not of people. A pin appears because a news outlet published a headline naming that venue in connection with a matter of public record, and every entry links to its source so any reader may check the original report.
No pin indicates that any individual is, was, or will be present at that location. The site does not use, collect, purchase, infer or process location data, telemetry, GPS, mobile network data, social media check-ins, photographs, or any other information capable of identifying where any person actually is. It has no such capability and no such intention.
Sources and accuracy
Headlines are gathered automatically from publicly available RSS feeds published by news organisations, and reproduced in short extract for the purposes of criticism, comment, review, quotation and reporting of current events. Copyright in each headline and article remains with its publisher, to whom all links point. This site is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any news organisation, school, court, State body, or individual referred to.
Automated collection is imperfect. A headline may be matched to a venue in error, may be inaccurate at source, or may have been updated or withdrawn after collection. Nothing here is offered as verified fact. Day counts are computed only from dates checked against a cited report; an unverified date is marked provisional on the page rather than presented as settled.
Cookies, Local Storage & Privacy Policy
In accordance with the EU General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and the ePrivacy Directive, WhereIsEnoch.com provides complete transparency and control over any data stored on your device:
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No allegation of wrongdoing
Nothing here is intended, or should be read, as an allegation of criminal conduct, dishonesty, incompetence or moral failing on the part of any person. No inference adverse to the character or reputation of any individual is intended. References to legal proceedings are references to matters heard in public and reported in the national press.
Corrections and removal
If you believe any material here is inaccurate, has been mismatched by the automated collector, infringes your rights, or that you are a person referred to and wish to respond, contact corrections@whereisenoch.com. Substantiated corrections are made promptly and disputed entries removed pending review, without any admission of liability.
Limitation of Liability
This site is provided “as is”, without warranty of any kind as to accuracy, completeness or fitness for any purpose. To the fullest extent permitted by law, the publisher accepts no liability for any loss or damage arising from reliance on its contents. Nothing here is legal advice. Governed by the laws of Ireland.