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Enoch Burke Facing Potential Return To Jail

Midlands 103 9 hr ago Source

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“I work here! I have a right to be here!” “Any chance of a job going lads?” “I refuse to acknowledge them, doh!” “I think you should, ask your mother!” “This is a travesty!” “I’m here for the 9:00 AM German class, unlock the padlock!” “My attendance record for the school car park is technically 100%.” “Is the staff room kettle still on? I brought my own mug.” “Rain, hail, or High Court injunction—first period is still History.” “Can someone toss the syllabus over the perimeter fence?” “Purge my contempt? I haven’t even finished warming up!” “Put the daily fine on my tab, judge.” “I object to this ruling, the bench, and the courtroom Wi-Fi password!” “You can't hold me in contempt if I held the court in contempt first.” “Excuse me, Mr. Justice, I have 42 preliminary points of order regarding your tone.” “Hold on, let me confer with Senior Counsel (my mother).” “Martina, start the recording—they’re looking at me unlawfully again!” “Our family Christmas dinner is just three hours of serving affidavits.” “I don't need a barrister when I have righteous indignation and a loud voice.” “Castlerea was fine, but Mountjoy has better acoustics for protesting.” “A packed lunch, a thermos flask, and unshakeable obstinacy.” “Can someone log me in on the staff portal? Reception in the Joy is patchy.” “I'm not loitering, I'm conducting independent off-site supervision.” “I work here! I have a right to be here!” “Any chance of a job going lads?” “I refuse to acknowledge them, doh!” “I think you should, ask your mother!” “This is a travesty!” “I’m here for the 9:00 AM German class, unlock the padlock!” “My attendance record for the school car park is technically 100%.” “Is the staff room kettle still on? I brought my own mug.” “Rain, hail, or High Court injunction—first period is still History.” “Can someone toss the syllabus over the perimeter fence?” “Purge my contempt? I haven’t even finished warming up!” “Put the daily fine on my tab, judge.” “I object to this ruling, the bench, and the courtroom Wi-Fi password!” “You can't hold me in contempt if I held the court in contempt first.” “Excuse me, Mr. Justice, I have 42 preliminary points of order regarding your tone.” “Hold on, let me confer with Senior Counsel (my mother).” “Martina, start the recording—they’re looking at me unlawfully again!” “Our family Christmas dinner is just three hours of serving affidavits.” “I don't need a barrister when I have righteous indignation and a loud voice.” “Castlerea was fine, but Mountjoy has better acoustics for protesting.” “A packed lunch, a thermos flask, and unshakeable obstinacy.” “Can someone log me in on the staff portal? Reception in the Joy is patchy.” “I'm not loitering, I'm conducting independent off-site supervision.”
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  1. Midlands 103 9 hr ago

    Enoch Burke Facing Potential Return To Jail

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  2. Nova.ie 10 hr ago

    Enoch Burke Set For More Jail Time Following Accusations Of Trespassing At His Former School

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  3. Ireland's Classic Hits Radio 10 hr ago

    Enoch Burke Set For More Jail Time As School Accuses Him Of Trespassing

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  4. Irish Independent 14 hr ago

    Enoch Burke faces prison again as Wilson's Hospital School launches High Court application over alleged trespassing

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  5. The Irish Sun 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces being locked up AGAIN as school launches court proceedings

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  6. The Irish Sun 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces being locked up AGAIN as school launches court proceedings

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  7. Galway Beo 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke possible prison return as school issues new High Court application

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  8. The Irish Times 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces jail again as school lodges fresh High Court application

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  9. The Irish Times 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces jail again as school lodges fresh High Court application

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  10. Irish Examiner 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces jail again as school accuses him of trespassing

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  11. BreakingNews.ie 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces jail again as school accuses him of trespassing

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  12. Irish Examiner 1 days ago

    Enoch Burke faces jail again as school accuses him of trespassing

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